Tweets of the Week - 5/10

How Many Instagrams in an Instapound?
Follow me on instagram http://instagram.com/officialcainvelasquez … -Cain Velasquez ‏

Shout out to everybody writing novels on Instagram. #Sh*tNobodySays -Jason Highwalker

Life in the Social Media Age
Just got a snapchat cuz @CubSwanson and @realmichaelpena are having fun without me IKEVF is my username hit me up -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

my friend just let me know he didn't have cancer via Snapchat?  -Ian McCall ‏

YOU Tell Him He Only Got A B!
English Class #Wizard pic.twitter.com/bUue7PSKEm  -Anderson Silva ‏

Team Alpha Male Art Class is Brutal
Who stole @jbmma155 crayons?! pic.twitter.com/7KsC6BirfR  -Duane Ludwig ‏

The Strange Mind Of Tim Kennedy
Every once and awhile mow your lawn in ranger panties and a gas mask. It reminds your neighbors how you roll. #KindOfCrazy

I'm looking forward to my post fighting life when I can wake up and have a glass of scotch with my doughnut.  -Tim Kennedy ‏

How Do You Sum Up a Man’s Essence?
I want this picture on my @toppscards though. pic.twitter.com/um1O1dZ5zP

Man I got a lot of gems here for @toppscards we might have to take a vote. pic.twitter.com/8fkqscT0XF  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Modesty is for Chumps
I think I'm in love with myself  -Reza Madadi ‏

Folks on twitter get me so down sometimes I almost forget I'm a big handsome millionaire professional athlete,,, almost  -Forrest Griffin ‏

Brewed with Rocket Fuel & Broken Dreams
The Vegas coffee is different! http://instagram.com/p/ZG0QLBp1WO/  -Danny Castillo ‏

You Tell ‘em! Wait… Buttworms?
Hey, buttworms, I've never looked past an opponent in my life. Why u try actually LISTENING to my interview w/ @arielhelwani ?! #dramaqueens  -Julie Kedzie ‏

You Will Be…
Sorry I'm not sorry pic.twitter.com/FX1KojZ67c  -Ryan Bader ‏

Preaching to the Choir, Bro
Nothing finer than a mid afternoon nap  -Patrick Healy ‏

Industrious Kid or Child Labor Law Violation?
Lil Duane BANG's first job http://instagram.com/p/ZBmRPpPVk_/ -Duane Ludwig ‏