Tweets of the Week -8/1

If You're Not Excited, Seek Medical Attention Immediately

.@SpiderAnderson vs @nickdiaz209 IS ON!!!!!!! January 31, 2015 in Vegas!! YES!!!
— UFC (@ufc) July 29, 2014

Here at the UFC HQ.... We're ready for January 31, 2015! #SilvaVSDiaz https://t.co/2ePeBZztbw
— UFC (@ufc) July 29, 2014

The Birthday Boys

We'd like to send a very special Happy Birthday to @JoeJitsu & @UriahHallMMA!
RT & show these guys some love! pic.twitter.com/3ZVJAmAdcB
— UFC (@ufc) July 31, 2014

30 is the new 15...
— Joseph Benavidez (@JoeJitsu) July 31, 2014

Happy B-day to The Beef Cake! @joejitsu entering dirty thirty like a boss! @teamalphamale http://t.co/CYvVTmWhi5
— Urijah Faber (@UrijahFaber) July 31, 2014

Sounds Like a Sweet Gig

Got asked what's it like being a fighter, my response was "imagine everyday is your birthday and your presents are t shirts and punches"
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) August 1, 2014

One Bad Ass Nerd

Will @day9tv take a beating from UFC's @JoshLBarnett? Watch #Spellslingers to find out: http://t.co/tw2xtyFPVF pic.twitter.com/C3DdwMDxQ8
— Geek & Sundry (@GeekandSundry) July 31, 2014

One Bad Ass Little Person

Back in the gym taking it easy 30 mins straight dragging 200lbs of chains @FCConditioning @Corey_Beasley @IRTrainers now time for some Bjj
— Ian McCall (@Unclecreepymma) August 1, 2014

If Neil DeGrasse Tyson Calls in Sick, Call The Reem

The radial velocity curve of the exoplanet HD 141399 b (via @ExoplanetApp) pic.twitter.com/Le9K5JZcM4
— Alistair Overeem (@Alistairovereem) July 31, 2014

Tim Didn't SAY He Did This but... C'mon

Bad idea to leave the letters in the store unsupervised. pic.twitter.com/5svOqNRBJx
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) July 31, 2014

AKA Kenny From the Mock

My real name is Kennifer Flopez. #NeatFacts
— Kenny Florian (@kennyflorian) July 31, 2014

Ian Ziering says "Believe in Yourself, Stipe!"

I've always wanted to give a speech on the fire truck. Guys would throw stuff at me though.... #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Stipe Miocic (@smiocic) July 31, 2014

Poppa Flagg is a Fighter Too!

Best news I've had in a long time, my dad is in remission
— ike vallie-flagg (@IKEVF) July 31, 2014