Tweets of the Week - 11/30

Birthday Brawlers
As long as I don't get one of these birthday cakes, I'll be good! This sh*t is funny!  http://bit.ly/U6RWH1  -Josh Koscheck ‏

Thank you for the birthday wishes I had a great night. Back to the gym now I got work to do!  -Costas Philippou ‏

Save The Fabled Unicorns?
God I wish Michael Bisping would STFU.  -Jason High ‏

After the Gym, the DMV is the Best Place to Find Fighters
I hate going to the DMV  -Chris Camozzi ‏

KenFlo is the DMV of Twitter
I am currently reviewing applications for following people on twitter. At present time the the list is at 145,468. I'll get back to u guys.  -Kenny Florian ‏

No Fighter Wants to Run Out of Gas
Picked up @VinceMurdock from airport and they lost his bags. Then I ran out of gas on way home. Sorry budI'm a jackass  -John Cofer ‏

Here i come to save the day! @coferpottery @VinceMurdock stay in the Car! Outta gas. http://instagr.am/p/SpcQH6M4l2/  -Urijah Faber ‏

Made em suffer thru a quick photo shoot. http://instagr.am/p/SpdaN3s4mU/  -Urijah Faber ‏

Sorry, Science, Feathers Ain’t Badass!
the discovery that dinosaurs were covered in feathers have made them not cool anymore !!!  -Philip de Fries ‏

@phildefriesmma wtf is this!?what r your sources  -Joey Beltran ‏

@mexicutioner760 http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/lost-worlds/2012/oct/25/dinosaurs-fossils … :( -Philip de Fries ‏

@phildefriesmma my mind is officially blown! I'm going to bed before something else goes wrong! -Joey Beltran ‏

Nostalgia
 Watching a HS wrestling match! I remember when that was me lol  -Miesha Tate ‏

From youth to old man http://instagr.am/p/Sowds1lrVr/  -Derek Brunson ‏

Awesome Impressions
I got 99 problems but a baby ain't one.. http://twitpic.com/bhlkf8   -Jake Ellenberger ‏

I asked Jonah to show me his best @nickdiaz209 impression & he nailed it. pic.twitter.com/vD8xdmLw  -Matt Mitrione

Pro Tip from FoGriff
If I keep my wife knocked up at all times I have a permanent designated driver. Genius -Forrest Griffin ‏

Inspiration from Creepy & Canadian
What you are doing today is important because your exchanging a day of your life for it. Pay the iron price my friends  -Ian McCall ‏

Being a Fighter means never giving up, and always being at risk and taking risks. When you stop taking risks you are no longer a fighter.... -Mark Bocek ‏

Guess Where Mr. Shanky is… Yup.
Not. Good. pic.twitter.com/pArjjBb6    -Daron Cruickshank ‏

The Cub & Ike Show
Dieting is going well pic.twitter.com/Fj5Cqi4z -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

@ikevallieflagg I can see you will be no help for me and my weight  -Cub Swanson ‏

Hey @CubSwanson I also like to party!!!!! -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

@ikevallieflagg: No I like to party! We both cant like to party! -Cub Swanson ‏

No One Stops The Kedz from Cat Pics. No One.
 “@Benova: @julesk_fighter geeeeeeez enough with the cat pictures already.” pic.twitter.com/G0ko89GZ  -Julie Kedzie ‏

TUF on FX is Back
It's Friday. Watch me and @joeyboomboom fight it out tonight on @TUFonFX  -Jon Manley ‏

#Tarpsoff Time -- @mmamike, @MikeyRicci, @JonManleyMMA, and I fighting in the quarterfinals tonight @TUFonFX  -Joey Rivera ‏

if i had a dollar for every cheesy MMA clothing companies thats come and gone...make stuff someone would actually wear.  -Bristol Marunde ‏

@BristolMarunde how about something with a skull on it? I don't think we get enough of that... -James Chaney ‏